Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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