at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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