She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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