awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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