I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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