ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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