No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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