she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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