Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She bit a glass in half.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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