Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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