on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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