I'm going to rape someone's good day.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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