idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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