You made me cry and you don't even care
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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