Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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