Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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