When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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