This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My vagina just clenched in fear
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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