Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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