At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?Â
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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