i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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