She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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