there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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