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what?
penguin condom
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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