How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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