I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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