If i come over, it means nothing
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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