People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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