Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Two words: nipple clamps
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