I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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