I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
is wine microwaveable?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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