We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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