New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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