...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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