i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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