she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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