you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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