I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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