plz talk dirty to me
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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