he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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