Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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