It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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