he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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