oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Shame - the story of my life.
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