two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
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Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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