just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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