my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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