I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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