i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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