Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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