we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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