I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
two words: eviction party
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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