either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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