am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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