question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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